No matter how many times he had been told Dale continued to ignore the "No Entry" and "No Trespassing" signs and skateboard on private property. It was a form of ant--social behavior the 19 year old hunk would learn to regret.
"Hmmm!" thought the doctor "It's gonna' take a lot of time and a lot of lubrication to get that signpost out of that tight little virgin butt hole!!... this might just be fun!"
